digital marketing agency & seo strategies
Your Marketing is like the clingy ex you never actually dated 🚩
Who shows up uninvited, ruins your weekends and sends you 3am thoughts like “post more value.”
You’ve outgrown the DIY. Claire-the-VA can’t fix this.
You need strategy. Consistency. Content that actually fcking works.
Done for you. In your voice. Without the handholding, the fluff, or the Canva migraines.
Google on your side
We write juicy, SEO-loaded blogs that drive traffic while you nap.
Inbox influence
Emails your audience actually looks forward to — and buys from.
Socials that sell
We plan, write, and post your content so you stay visible, booked, and off your phone.
You’ve got the brand. The clients. The receipts.
Your business is solid, but your marketing? Still relying on you to make it happen.
✹ Your VA’s fab, but you’re still editing everything
✦ Your email list is quieter than a man when you ask about feminism
✹ Your website’s stunning — but leads? Meh.
✦ You’re consistent, strategic, showing up and somehow, still doing too much
You don’t need another mastermind
You need a marketing team that gets it and gets it done.
What we can take off your plate
Socials, emails, blogs, SEO — the stuff you need but secretly resent.
Pick your poison 🧪

① Blog Writing for SEO
You’ve got the beautifully designed website, but your blog is emptier than a man’s promise to “circle back.”
This is your shortcut to being seen. Heard. Googled.
We write high-quality, high-ranking blog posts in your voice.
What you get:
• Juicy blog posts that sound like you and rank
• The SEO bits handled (yes, all of them)
• A strategy behind it (no random brain-dumps or journaling here)
• Done-for-you formatting, links, and polish
• Optional upload if you’d rather yeet the whole task our way
Starts at £159.
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② Social Media Content & Strategy
You know how to show up online. You built your business on it.
But now your socials are your biggest lead-gen and your biggest time suck.
You’re writing captions at weird hours. Batching in “CEO time.” Posting because the algorithm might smite you if you don’t.
It works. But it’s not sustainable. Let us take it off your hands — properly.
What you get:
• Captions that actually sound like you (not ChatGPT)
• Visuals that stop the scroll
• Strategic plans that aren’t pulled out of thin air
• Fully scheduled posts so you never “panic post” again
• Actual ownership — we drive this, not you
Starts at £875/month.
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③ Marketing Dept.
You’re the strategist, the writer, the poster, the emailer, the “quick, can you just add this to the blog?” person.
Enough.
This is the part where you get a marketing department, without having to hire, onboard, or explain yourself repeatedly to multiple contractors.
Pick what you need: socials, blogs, SEO, email. We’ll build the plan and do the doing.
What you get:
• Strategy, planning + execution across the channels you choose
• Your voice & vision — amplified
• Actual done-for-you delivery. Not “support.”
• Flexible scope. Flat rate.
• Oh, and did we mention? Results!
I just put a sale through - she reads all our blogs so it was a very easy sales call!
James Pacey, Haptivate
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Most marketing emails are beige, bloated, and belong in the bin. This doesn’t!
This is where we send the stuff we don’t post on Insta — the bold takes, behind-the-scenes chaos, strategy breakdowns, and business truths no one wants to admit.
Inside, you’ll find:
• Marketing advice that doesn’t make you roll your eyes
• Strategy breakdowns you’ll want to steal
• Hot takes, client lessons, and industry nonsense decoded
• Behind-the-scenes chaos (the juicy kind)
• Feminist rants
It’s weekly-ish. It’s way more unhinged than it should be. And it’ll make your marketing better.
The Unfair Advantage
Wanna see receipts? Thought so. ↓
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